Fact: France does not make the act of falling on the road any charming-er. I know this because I fell, twice, just to make sure I wasn't just going to be shooting my mouth off saying such things. Said exercise was performed with extreme professional knack too -- so that only the really bony parts of my being whacked the gravel.
Lesson learnt: Always, always lift rear end slightly off hard bicycle seat before getting on and off footpath and other such perversions on an otherwise level road (especially after above-mentioned fact-checking activities).
Pedestrian casualties: One number plastic garbage bag.
Limbs: As such intact. Knees unbendable. Rear end to be confined only to extremely soft sofa sets/beds for the next week.
Still. Like.
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